Friday, September 24, 2010

Friday Fun...

Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"
Defendant: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."

- Testimony from court records

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“In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."”
-Robin Williams
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"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."
-Franklin P. Jones

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"When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out."
- Erma Bombeck
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Join the IRS (Be audit you can be)

4 comments:

laurakatherin said...

I totally agree with the punctual thing!

Maria said...

I saw something on TV last week where several (adult) students from India were in the U.S. and had just learned the concept of being on time.

Being Beth said...

LOLOLOL!!!! Great GREAT post for Friday -- you and I balance the universe,don't ya think?

Nancy said...

Me, too, Laura.

Maria, that's so interesting. Well, when we were in Brazil we knew that if we said church was going to start at 7 - then people would leave their house at 7 - and of course not everybody lived the same distance from the church!

And Beth, I hate to think how the universe would be without us today. :)