Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"
Defendant: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."
- Testimony from court records
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“In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."”
-Robin Williams
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"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it."
-Franklin P. Jones
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"When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out."
- Erma Bombeck
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I totally agree with the punctual thing!
I saw something on TV last week where several (adult) students from India were in the U.S. and had just learned the concept of being on time.
LOLOLOL!!!! Great GREAT post for Friday -- you and I balance the universe,don't ya think?
Me, too, Laura.
Maria, that's so interesting. Well, when we were in Brazil we knew that if we said church was going to start at 7 - then people would leave their house at 7 - and of course not everybody lived the same distance from the church!
And Beth, I hate to think how the universe would be without us today. :)
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