(Thanks for these, Laurie.)---------
Hank Frank calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!" The nurse says, "Calm down. Is his her first child?" Hank says, "No! This is her husband!"
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3 riddles:
What do you serve that you can't eat?
Guests
What travels around the world yet stays in one corner?
A stamp.
What two words contain the most letters?
post office
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(A new poll is up.)
7 comments:
Love these! Have a GREAT Friday!
like the new survey...very hard to choose...hmmm.
is survivor still on? I loved watching it back in the day, so I picked that one.
is survivor still on? I loved watching it back in the day, so I picked that one.
oops
Yes, Laura, SURVIVOR is still on.
I think they just voted off Jimmy Johnson.
Ha!!! Great jokes, and perfect for TGIF.
INteresting poll. It will be fun to see which ends up being the most popular. Honestly, I don't watch any of those shows, but I still voted, because I USED to watch Seinfeld. The Soup Natzi -- my favorite episode, second favorite was the pirate shirt/low talker. Hilarious.
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