Monday, November 22, 2010

For today...


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What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
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How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
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Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
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What did the widowed mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE.
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And finally....

2 comments:

laurakatherin said...

thanks for the thanksgiving laughts!

Being Beth said...

So funny! Thanks for the laffs!