Monday, November 22, 2010

For today...

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
How can you make a turkey float?
You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What did the widowed mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their AGE.
And finally....


laurakatherin said...

thanks for the thanksgiving laughts!

Being Beth said...

So funny! Thanks for the laffs!