Friday, March 4, 2011

Friday Fun...

3 Real advertisements:

For sale—an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too
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Which one is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
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Where can you weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie.
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Why isn't your nose twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
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Have a great weekend!

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(A new poll is up!)

2 comments:

Audrey said...

Great fun! Thank you Nancy.

Anonymous said...

Funny! I like the nose joke. Told that one to Ryan.

Laura