Friday, March 4, 2011

Friday Fun...

3 Real advertisements:

For sale—an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too
Which one is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Where can you weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie.
Why isn't your nose twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
Have a great weekend!

(A new poll is up!)


Audrey said...

Great fun! Thank you Nancy.

Anonymous said...

Funny! I like the nose joke. Told that one to Ryan.


My hometown...

I am thinking of my hometown now. Mission, Texas. And McAllen, Texas. And Mercedes, Texas, where I was born. And Donna, Texas, so near there...