Friday, March 18, 2011

Friday Fun...

I'm thinking we need some light-heartedness today...
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in India
and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins-if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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4 comments:

Sara Elizabeth said...

Hilarious! I almost spit my water out while reading. :) I needed a smile today!

Diana Corpus Garza said...

Parumpum... Definitely need lots of laughs and I found them... Nancy, I don't know how you do it but every blog is so fresh and uplifting. This is where I break into song with... God lifts us up where we belong...

Audrey said...

These are great. That's for adding some fun to my Friday!

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