Saturday, March 26, 2011

Saturday Sillies....

Guy goes to a lawyer and asks: "How much do you charge for legal advice?"
"A thousand dollars for three questions," says the lawyer.
"Wow! Isn't that kind of expensive?" asks the man.
"Yes, it is. What's your third question?"
Here are 3 Bumper Stickers:
Lawyers Have Feelings Too! (allegedly) 

Without geometry, life is pointless

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
Here's a cartoon I like...


And finally, there's this:
A first-grade teacher is giving a science quiz to her students about magnets.
"My name begins with the letter 'M'," she says, "and I pick up things. What am I?"
Little Johnny raises his hand and blurts out the answer.
"You're a mother."
(P.S. I'm trying out another blog name.)
(This blog post may have 2 things that young people may not know about .... the Nancy comic strip... and making ice before ice machines. (Geez, I think I'm getting older.))


Audrey said...

I really enjoyed all the funnies and think your newest blog name is perfect!

Anonymous said...

Nancy That is cute, but I still like Nancy's Nook better I think. Either way!


Being Beth said...

I always enjoy your funnies! I haven't seen a Nancy cartoon in ages! I used to love those.

I don't miss making ice. Seems like I was the only one who ever filled the trays. LOL!!!

Being Beth said...

PS - I like "Nancy's Nook" better, though. BUT - I'm enjoying watching you search for your new identity. You'll find the perfect one for you.

My hometown...

I am thinking of my hometown now. Mission, Texas. And McAllen, Texas. And Mercedes, Texas, where I was born. And Donna, Texas, so near there...