While I'm still in the music mode I want to show you some funny music cartoons I found in my quest to fill up the header-thingy at the top of this blog. (I realize that that middle one - of the opera singer - may not be legal to publish.... but I'm hoping for forgiveness.)
And here are some more funnies...
What's the difference between an extra-large pizza and a composer?
The extra-large pizza can feed a family of four.
Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?
It took two hours to get the drummer out.
A vocalist asks her keyboard player, "I'd like to do 'My Funny Valentine' tonight... but can you think of a way to 'jazz' it up?" Keyboard player replies, "Sure, we can do the first chorus in G minor, then modulate to G# minor for the second chorus in 5/4 time, then modulate to A minor in 3/4 time for the bridge, then cut off the last 3 bars!" She claims, "That might be too complicated to do without a rehearsal!" Keyboard player responds, "Well, that's how you did it last night!"
(Well, I thought those were funny.)