Saturday, April 2, 2011

Saturday Night Sillies....

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish.
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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
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My friend's carpooling buddy Ronnie always gets sick as they're driving through tunnels.
He went to the doctor and it turns out he has Carpool Tunnel Syndrome.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 
"Where's the self-help section?" 

She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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Here are some actual quotes:
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
- Winston Bennett

"I don't even know what street Canada is on."
- Al Capone
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And finally....

2 comments:

Audrey said...

Thanks for the laughs, as always it is fun to visit your blog. I hope all is well with Sam's sinuses. Now that might be a good name for a blog...

Anonymous said...

Ha! My favorite is the cartoon

Laura