Friday, May 13, 2011

I need to order a T-shirt....


I had some blog posts ready... and no way to post them.

Now they're out of date.

What's a blogger to do?

Be patient, I guess, .... and detach.
I did...

and, fortunately BLOGGER is now back on!!
To celebrate, here are some Friday funnies...

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" "Why, it's bean soup," she replied. "I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck. But my lawyer thinks he can get me five." –Steven Wright

"I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired."
Steven Wright
And 2 dog cartoons....

And finally, there's this...

Eleven people – ten men and one woman – were hanging onto a rope from a helicopter after a mountain climbing rescue. Before long, the rope began to fray because of their combined weight, so they all agreed that one person should get off – but they couldn't decide which one. Finally, the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, and giving in to men, and never receiving anything in return. When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping.
Well, I thought those were funny.

1 comment:

Audrey said...

Very funny!! I've been biting at the bit also, waiting for blogger to come back. Now I am wondering what pictures and fun words I am missing from you. Are you sure they are out of date? What did we do before blogger and the xerox machine?

My hometown...

I am thinking of my hometown now. Mission, Texas. And McAllen, Texas. And Mercedes, Texas, where I was born. And Donna, Texas, so near there...