Being tired gives me an excuse to share some merriment (that I'd been saving for a tired day)....
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
Then there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
(Teressa, I may have gotten these from you. If so, THANKS! (I should have documented where I got them from - when I got them.))
And, finally here's a cartoon I really like...