“No sir,” replied the owner. “ All our kittens go, ‘Meow.’”
Here's a cartoon....
Now for some quotes...
"Predictions are difficult, especially about the future."
- Yogi Berra
"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe."
- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia.
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.
"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country."
- Steven Wright
"New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most of it unsolved."
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."