Saturday, January 28, 2012

For Saturday...

“Have you got any kittens going cheap?” asked a customer in a pet shop.
“No sir,” replied the owner. “ All our kittens go, ‘Meow.’”
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Here's a cartoon....

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Now for some quotes...

"Predictions are difficult, especially about the future."
- Yogi Berra


"The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe."
- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia.


"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.


"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country."
- Steven Wright


"New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most of it unsolved."
–Johnny Carson


"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
-Woody Allen

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