Saturday, August 4, 2012

Are you kidding me?

YES!

Here are some cartoons...
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And here are some quotes....

"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up."
-- Muhammad Ali

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
- Winston Bennett

"It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane."
- June Henderson

"Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l."
- Rita Rudner

"I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast."- - Steven Wright

"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."
- Steven Wright

"I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time."
- Steven Wright

"The New York Times is read by the people who run the country. The Washington Post is read by the people who think they run the country. The National Enquirer is read by the people who think Elvis is alive and running the country..."
- Robert J Woodhead
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(A new poll is up - upper right.)



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