Friday, August 24, 2012

Friday Fun....

In honor of schools starting everywhere (either already or soon) I found some cartoons you might enjoy...


And here are some other funnies that might make you smile....
Father: How were the exam questions?
Son: Easy.
Father: Then why look so unhappy?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, but the answers did!
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Fred was saying his prayers. God bless my mum and dad and please make Montreal the capital of Canada.
Why did you say that, Fred? asked his mother.
Because that's what I wrote in my exam, explained Fred.
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EXAM QUESTION: What was the Romans' greatest feat?
PUPIL'S ANSWER: Learning Latin.
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My Dad always says "What you don't know won't hurt you." It sure hurt me in the math test I took last week.
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DAD: I don't understand your poor History grades. I always did well in History when I was a kid.
FRED: Dad, there's a lot more History now than when you were a kid.
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HARRY: I'd rather jump off a ten story building than take this Science test.
FRED: I didn't know we had a choice.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

There sure a lot of Freds in those jokes!

I like the learning Latin one the best ;)

Bailey jo

Nancy said...

Thanks, Bailey Jo! I think that may be my favorite, too!

And yes, there are a lot of Freds.
I think these jokes were written back before Jason and Justin and Jacob were popular names!

laura said...

About that first cartoon -- there ARE Smart Boards now -- it has a touch screen so you can interact with your powerpoints etc and special pens you can draw/write on them with. So cool. I don't have one in my classroom but I did while I was student teaching.

Nancy said...

Whoa, Laura. Times have changed.
I don't think I'm ready.
I liked chalkboards.