And here are some other funnies that might make you smile....
Father: How were the exam questions?
Father: Then why look so unhappy?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, but the answers did!
Fred was saying his prayers. God bless my mum and dad and please make Montreal the capital of Canada.
Why did you say that, Fred? asked his mother.
Because that's what I wrote in my exam, explained Fred.
EXAM QUESTION: What was the Romans' greatest feat?
PUPIL'S ANSWER: Learning Latin.
My Dad always says "What you don't know won't hurt you." It sure hurt me in the math test I took last week.
DAD: I don't understand your poor History grades. I always did well in History when I was a kid.
FRED: Dad, there's a lot more History now than when you were a kid.
HARRY: I'd rather jump off a ten story building than take this Science test.
FRED: I didn't know we had a choice.