Friday, May 10, 2013

Are you kidding me?


Here are some things I've found kind of funny... maybe you will, too.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.

The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. ~ Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

"I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me." - Dave Barry

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose." - Dennis Miller

And here are two random cartoons...

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1 comment:

Laura said...

So funny! My favorite was the kitty cartoon


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