Monday, July 15, 2013

Monday Pun Day

Here are some puns that made me chuckle...

When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.

Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.

She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.

You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you!

Happy Monday!!

1 comment:

laura said...

ha! I like the seal the best.

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