Here are some puns that made me chuckle...
When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.
Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.
You want to clone yourself? Now wouldn't that be just like you!