Monday, July 22, 2013

Monday Punday

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.




When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.


Joe drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.


Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.





A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.





I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

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