Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.
To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.
A criminal's best asset is his lie ability.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
... for Thanksgiving. We've been married 42 years - and that is how long we have NEVER been away from some of our family members for Tha...
Maybe I have too much time on my hands. (NO!!!!! ---- I used to have NO time on my hands -- so don't take time away from me now!!!) ...
Bear Valley Community Church held its fall festival last Sunday. It was FUN! Here are a few pictures (I put even more on facebook the othe...
Well, I've got this NEW look. I like it. I've gotten some NEW pains, which tell me I am out of shape (which I already knew). Ye...