Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.
To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.
A criminal's best asset is his lie ability.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).