Monday, July 29, 2013

Monday Punday

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. 

The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.



To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.

A criminal's best asset is his lie ability.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.





The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).

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