Monday, October 7, 2013
The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his way to a comedy gig. He was looking for new material.
The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
Pencil sharpeners have a tough life - they live off tips.
I used to do balance and rotations at an auto shop. I felt like I was just spinning my wheels and decided to retire.
So those are the puns..... and there is a poll (upper right, totally anonymous).
Yes... I'm polling again, well, at least for today.
If you haven't voted, please do! Thanks!