Monday, January 27, 2014

Monday Funday ...

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“Have you got any kittens going cheap?” asked a customer in a pet shop.
“No sir,” replied the owner.  “All our kittens go, ‘Meow.’”
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"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know
if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player,
explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.

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Q: 'Excuse me, are you a pole vaulter?'

A: 'No I'm German, but how did you know my name is Walter?'

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. 

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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.

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The other day I held the door open for a clown.
I thought it was a nice jester.

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And finally...

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