Monday, May 19, 2014

Monday Funday....

 You may have seen and heard these before..... but maybe not....



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Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.”
The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, Monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk.”

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If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
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Mother's happy to make a pair of pants for you, or at least sew it seams.
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The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.
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5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area.
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Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
‘Why do you do that, Mommy?’ he asked.
‘To make myself beautiful,’ said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
‘What’s the matter,’ asked Larry. ‘Are you giving up, Mommy?’
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication.

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Have a good Monday!



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