Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A: A subordinate claus.
Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.
Q: Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because the angel had said, "No L!"
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q:How do canines in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleas Navidog.
Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A. Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
P.S. This is the first time in the history of this blog that I've repeated a post. I 'aired' this one on Dec. 23, 2012. I liked it so much that I brought it back!