Friday, January 30, 2015

Friday Fun...



A woman in labor suddenly shouted,
"Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."


Here's a clean pirate ...

Everybody should pay their taxes with a smile, said Bob.
“I tried it but they wanted cash.”


"Doctor," said the receptionist over the phone,
"there's a patient here who thinks he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."


The best answer to the question asked in an interview,
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years' time?"
"In the mirror as always . . "


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