Are you kidding me?!

YES!

Here are some things I think are funny.

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Q: "Where do you see yourself in five years?"

A: "I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.”

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Q: Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

A: Because they knead dough.

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Q: Do you know why a bicycle can't stand alone?

A: It's two tired.

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I have a fear of speedbumps...

But I'm slowly getting over it.

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Here are some bumper stickers....

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The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"

The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan.”

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

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RIP boiling water.

You will be mist.

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Here's an article for you...

(I guess we can say 'Heaveno'.) 

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Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

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I used to be a taxi driver but I had to quit...
I couldn't stand people talking behind my back.

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That's it.
I hope you at least smiled.