Here are some things I think are funny.
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Q: "Where do you see yourself in five years?"
A: "I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.”
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Q: Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?
A: Because they knead dough.
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Q: Do you know why a bicycle can't stand alone?
A: It's two tired.
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I have a fear of speedbumps...
But I'm slowly getting over it.
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Here are some bumper stickers....
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The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan.”
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Why did Peter Parker get fired?
He spent all day on the web.
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RIP boiling water.
You will be mist.
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Here's an article for you...
(I guess we can say 'Heaveno'.)
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Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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I used to be a taxi driver but I had to quit...
I couldn't stand people talking behind my back.
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That's it.
I hope you at least smiled.
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