Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Are you kidding me?!


Here are some things I think are funny.

Q: "Where do you see yourself in five years?"
A: "I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.”


Q: Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?
A: Because they knead dough.


Q: Do you know why a bicycle can't stand alone?
A: It's two tired.

I have a fear of speedbumps...
But I'm slowly getting over it.

Here are some bumper stickers....


The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan.”

Why did Peter Parker get fired?
He spent all day on the web.

RIP boiling water.
You will be mist.

Here's an article for you...

(I guess we can say 'Heaveno'.) 


Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?


I used to be a taxi driver but I had to quit...
I couldn't stand people talking behind my back.


That's it.
I hope you at least smiled.

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