Friday, June 12, 2015

Friday Fun ...

You may have seen these or read these before ... but that's okay with me...
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

Q: What rock group has four men that don't sing?
A: Mount Rushmore

A man goes to a housewarming party.
He turns up the thermostat then leaves.
A farmer was counting his cows and initially only counted 196, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

Father: "Son, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked 12 miles to school."
Son: "Dad, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was President.”

Confucius say: Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient.
The elevator in our building malfunctioned one day, leaving several of us stranded. Seeing a sign that listed two emergency phone numbers, I dialed the first and explained our situation. After what seemed to be a very long silence, the voice on the other end said, “I don’t know what you expect me to do for you; I’m a psychologist.” “A psychologist?” I replied. “Your phone is listed here as an emergency number. Can’t you help us?” “Well,” he finally responded in a measured tone. “How do you feel about being stuck in an elevator?”

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My hometown...

I am thinking of my hometown now. Mission, Texas. And McAllen, Texas. And Mercedes, Texas, where I was born. And Donna, Texas, so near there...