Friday, October 16, 2015

Are you kidding me?!

Yes!


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The factory foreman inspected the shipment of crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer. He put his arm around the man's shoulder and said,
"Well, Ole, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, This Side Up,
Handle With Care."
"Yes sir," the worker replied. "And just to make sure, I stamped it on the bottom, too."

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Will you love me when I'm old and ugly?
Darling, of course I do.
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Q: Why did Waldo only wear stripes?
A: Because he didn't want to be spotted!
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An eight-year-old kid says to his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician.”
The dad says, “I am sorry -- can’t have it both ways.”

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A bent-over old lady hobbled into a doctor's office.
Within minutes, she came out again but miraculously, she was standing up as straight as could be.
A man in the waiting room who had been watching her said in amazement; "My goodness, what did the doctor do to you?”
The old lady replied, "He gave me a longer cane!”

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Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?

Because his career was in ruins.
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2 comments:

Sara Elizabeth said...

BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! Best post ever for the drive home from Copperas Cove!!

Nancy said...

Sara, your comment made my day!!!!