Are you kidding me?!

Yes!

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!

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If Santa and Mrs. Claus had a baby, what would he be?
A subordinate Claus.
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Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho!

 

Why was Santa's little helper depressed? He had low ELF esteem!

What is a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.

How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed.

Some children call him Santa Caus since there is Noel.

If a reindeer lost its tail, where could he get a new one?
At a retail store.

What song do Santa’s reindeer sing on his birthday?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!

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I hope you chuckled a bit.
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