Yes!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
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If Santa and Mrs. Claus had a baby, what would he be?
A subordinate Claus.
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A subordinate Claus.
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Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho!
Why was Santa's little helper depressed? He had low ELF esteem!
What is a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
Silent Night.
How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed.
The ghost of Christmas passed.
Some children call him Santa Caus since there is Noel.
If a reindeer lost its tail, where could he get a new one?
At a retail store.
At a retail store.
What song do Santa’s reindeer sing on his birthday?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
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If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe!
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
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I hope you chuckled a bit.
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