Friday, February 12, 2016

Some Sweetheart Sillies...


Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.

Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: You mean a great dill to me.

Q. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart!

Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: Antelope.




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