Some summer sillies...

Mike: Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation?
Hank: I don’t know.
Mike: They’re afraid to relax and unwind!

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Elaine: Where do eggs go on summer vacation?
Peter: I don’t know.
Elaine: New Yolk City!

Q: What do you call a French guy in sandals?
A: Phillipe Phloppe.

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First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation.
Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport?
First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years!

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day? – I’m bacon!

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What race is never run? – A swimming race.

Monica: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation?
Josh: Alaska.
Monica: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.

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Why are gulls named seagulls? – If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels.
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Charles: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
Ray: Why?
Charles: To make up for his miserable summer.

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Well,  those are my summer sillies for now.

I hope you are having a good summer.