Seth: What do you call a fake Irish stone?
Spencer: What?
Seth: A shamrock!
Spencer: What?
Seth: A shamrock!
David: Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick’s Day.
Mom: Oh, really?
David: No, O’Reilly!
Mom: Oh, really?
David: No, O’Reilly!
Joe: Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
Bob: Tell me.
Joe: You might press your luck!
Bob: Tell me.
Joe: You might press your luck!
Peyton: What did the leprechaun say on March 17?
Cody: I dunno.
Peyton: “Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”
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