Some funnies for TODAY!



Seth: What do you call a fake Irish stone?
Spencer: What?
Seth: A shamrock!

David: Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick’s Day.
Mom: Oh, really?
David: No, O’Reilly!

Joe: Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
Bob: Tell me.
Joe: You might press your luck!

Peyton: What did the leprechaun say on March 17?

Cody: I dunno.

Peyton: “Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”