Friday, April 27, 2018
Getting Older Funnies
He’s so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front.
- George Burns
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Have a great weekend!
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