Friday, October 12, 2018

Just Fun (no politics)


Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
– To make up for his terrible summer!


A family of fall leaves were trying to change a light bulb. A squirrel walked by and asked why the bulb wasn’t changed yet and the red leaf said, “Because we keep falling.”

Did you hear about the tree who deserted the forest at the end of fall?
He was absent without leaves!

What do you call a tree that doubts autumn?

Q: How many vampires are in this room?
A: I don't know, I can't Count Draculas.



Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine? 
A: To stop his coffin.

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone's favorite season?


That's all.
Have a great weekend!

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