Friday, June 28, 2019

Late Friday Fun

Hello. I was needing some funnies today.
Here are some I found.



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Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?
A: Don’t look I’m changing!!
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What Rock Group has four men that don't sing ????
Mount Rushmore

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What do you call a group of musical pigs?
An oinkestra!

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An old man decides to go into town one day to run some errands. On the way back, his wife calls his cell phone.
"Look out honey, I just saw on the news that there's a car driving the wrong way on the interstate." "Not just one car, they all are!”

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 The best answer to the question asked in an interview, "Where do you see yourself in 5 years' time?" . . . "In the mirror as always . . "

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That's all.
Did any funny strike your funny?


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