Monday, June 3, 2019

Monday Funday


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Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway.
On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile.
Then the foreman asked Sardar why he kept painting less each day?
He replied, “I just can’t do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can.”

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide.

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Not everyone enjoys singing ensembles...
It's an 'a-choir-ed' taste.

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How can you lift an elephant with one
hand?
You will never find an elephant
that has only one hand.

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People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
-Erma Bombeck

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That's all for this Monday.
Have a great week!

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