Thursday, March 12, 2020

Some Funnies for Today

Here we go...

“A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie.”

“Gladiator?”

“No, I really miss her.”

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A couple of guys were discussing the latest play showing in the theater.

"I saw the first act, but not the second."

"Why not?"

"I couldn't wait that long. It said on the program that the second act was two years later.”

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Dispatcher: Nine one one. What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks. Why?




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How can you lift an elephant with one
hand?
  
You will never find an elephant
that has only one hand..
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That is all for now.
More later.

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