I thought it was a good day to get them out.
Here we go...
The bank manager noticed the new clerk was not good at counting money and adding up figures.
"Where did you get your financial education?" he asked.
"Yale," replied the lad.
"And what's your name?" barked the manager.
"Yim Yohnston," he replied
I finally realized that I needed to get in shape, so I made plans to join a club and work out for one full year.
The year I picked is 2024.
What do you call a jealous antelope? An envylope
What do you call a pessimistic antelope? A cantaloupe
Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz?
She had three men giving her directions.
My face in the mirror isn’t wrinkled or drawn.
My house isn’t dirty. The cobwebs are gone.
My garden looks lovely and so does my lawn.
I think I might never put my glasses back on.
I hope these made you at least smile. 😊