You know, people say they pick their nose… but I feel I was just born with mine.
How can you drop a raw egg onto a
concrete floor without cracking it?
* Any way you want, concrete
floors are very hard to crack.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game?
Because all of the fans left.
I know. Some are silly.
Maybe they're worth a groan?