Saturday, July 25, 2020

Some More Crazies

Yeah.
I was needing some more crazies, you?


Here are a few.....


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Why don't Aggies eat barbecue beans? 
Because they keep falling through the holes in the grill.


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Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present.

Cop: You ARE the lawyer.

Lawyer: So where’s my present?

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The teacher noticed that Little Johnny had arrived at school wearing only one glove.

“Why have you only got one glove?” she asked.

“Well, Miss,” explained Little Johnny, “I was watching the weather forecast on TV last night, and it said it was going to be quite sunny but on the other hand it could get quite cold.”
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“Have you got any kittens going cheap?” asked a customer in a pet shop.
“No sir,” replied the owner.  “ All our kittens go, ‘Meow.’”

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How do you throw a space party?
You planet.
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Rest in peace to boiling water.
You will be mist.

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That is all for today.
I hope at least one of those made you smile.

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