What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
A bunch of men were sitting around the playing poker.
"I win!" said Johnson.
Henderson threw down his cards, "That's it! I've had it! Johnson is cheating!!!"
"How can you tell?" Phillip asked.
"Those aren't the cards I dealt him!"
What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu. You get what you deserve.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Thanks! I’ll never part with it!
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight.
I hope you at least grinned.