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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me something smells.
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Why do you tell actors to ‘break a leg’.
Because every play has a cast.
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Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
In case she needed to draw blood.
Growing up, I was really jealous of my best friend. His grandmother
lived in a two story house which he went over to visit quite often.
My grandmother lived in a one story house.
The only story I ever heard was "The Little Engine That Could”.
That is all for today.
I hope you smiled.
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