Friday, September 18, 2020

Friday Fun


 
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me something smells.
 

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Why do you tell actors to ‘break a leg’.
Because every play has a cast.

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Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
In case she needed to draw blood.


 


 

Growing up, I was really jealous of my best friend. His grandmother lived in a two story house which he went over to visit quite often.

My grandmother lived in a one story house.

The only story I ever heard was "The Little Engine That Could”.



That is all for today.
I hope you smiled.

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