Wednesday, September 30, 2020

I need to chuckle...


 

A guy asks a music store owner what the difference is between a violin and a fiddle.

"Well," the store owner replied, "when I buy it it's a fiddle. When I sell it, it's a violin."


 



A father saw his son out in the backyard cleaning their homemade swing, a rubber tire hanging by a rope from a tree branch. The son was hosing it down, wiping it off, dusting out the inside.

The puzzled father went outside and said, “Son, I thought you were playing on the golf course with your friends this afternoon?”

"I was," replied the boy. "But the golf instructor said I needed to improve my swing.”




A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a Living Will

"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.

 



A guy was admitted into a hospital with eight plastic horses in his stomach...

His condition is now stable.




How can a man go eight days without
sleeping ?
      * No problem, he sleeps at night.
 

 


 

That is all for now!
Have a great day!

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