A father was waiting nearby while his young son prayed silently before going to bed. Suddenly the boy burst out laughing.
"Reggie!" scolded his father, "Why are you laughing during prayer?"
"But Dad," the boy answered, "you told me that prayer is talking to God as to a friend, and I just told him a joke.”
My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl...
I said I didn’t know he could!
Q: What is the center of gravity?
A: The letter V.
If con is the opposite of pro...
Does that mean Congress is the opposite of progress?
Those are what I think are kind of funny.
Sometimes I need funny.
Have a great weekend.